That $1,280,000,000 Mega Millions top prize is hot, but the memes are even hotter. π₯
We rounded-up the best Mega Millions tweets for you to pass the time with while we wait for the drawing.
1. Billionaires are bad at keeping secrets...
If I win the Mega Millions, you’ll never know. But there will be signs pic.twitter.com/pnVs0vBtat
— Tim (@timdub7) July 27, 2022
2. We just had to make our own.
Me after the Mega Millions drawing tomorrow. π€ππ€ pic.twitter.com/GdGQrjKaqo
— Jackpocket (@Jackpocket) July 28, 2022
3. Get lucky on the draw? Call Benjamin & Jackson & Lincoln Attorneys at Law.
Everyone says the first thing you should do if you win the Mega Millions is hire a lawyer. I am a lawyer. I will be your lottery lawyer. I have no idea what to do but we gonna have a good time.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 28, 2022
4. Gotta keep your Mega Million mindset.
Me seeing nobody won the #MegaMillions so I got another shot. pic.twitter.com/oVawEqyaO4
— JxP400 (@JONPON400) July 27, 2022
5. After I win, it'll be fine dining from then on.
Mega Millions drawing tonight at 11 pic.twitter.com/wNOiaZsNGm
— StPatrickFFπ (@stpatrickff) July 29, 2022
6. π₯Έ
This is exactly how I am showing up to collect my winnings from the mega millions. pic.twitter.com/5OOkiWAnVN
— Married Man Manifesto (@_MMManifesto) July 29, 2022
7. Plenty of guap for guac.
I won’t tell anyone I won the Mega Millions but you’ll know… pic.twitter.com/ugh37Uo8S3
— Brandon Freel (@IowaAggie10) July 29, 2022
8. Picking up my $1,280,000,000 check will be my very last commute.
Baby, I’m not working another minute of my life.
— The Fit Nurse (@Denita_fit) July 27, 2022
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